I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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