Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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