Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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