Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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