It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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