I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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