is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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