all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I need to align my fucking chakras
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