the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize
