it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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