I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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