Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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