Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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