What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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