Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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