break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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