i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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