But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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