Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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