dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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