I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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