so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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