arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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