Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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