My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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