you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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