My brain says no but my pants say off.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
no. you can't hotbox the world.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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