I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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