Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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