We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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