He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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