Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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