Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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