You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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