The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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