This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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