he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just found puke in my bra..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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