I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it glows. i had to have it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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