Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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