My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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