i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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