Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
home. puking in laundry basket.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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