Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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