We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just had sex on a roof
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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