I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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