tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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