What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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