Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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