The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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