party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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