I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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