I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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