All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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