We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
can u get pink eye on your cock?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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