She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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