physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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