u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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