Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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