i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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